Ardon Jones

Adam "Ardon" Jones is a the sole playable Wizard from Dungeon Dashers. He is known for being a particularly snarky bastard and is usually seen wearing his signature blue robe and wizard hat. It is said that Ardon was the first human to ever exist, the "Dad" of all living beings. Ardon has been called many things during his long lifespan, ranging from "Beelzebus" to "The Rapist Of Jerusalem" but he never lets these titles phase him, as he is very strong-willed.

Powers and Abilities
Ardon is a very formidable wizard. He has the power to control the various elements, such as fire, ice, lightning... you know - the standard RPG bullshit. Beyond that he is unable to age (any more). He is also known for having abnormally potent sperm and can impregnate women from a distance of up to 50 meters.

Notable spells:

- Lvl 3 Eroticism

- Lvl 8 Cock of the Infinite

- Mighty Fuck of the Beyondness

- Lvl 1,000,000 Lightning

Family Tree
Ardon was the original human, and impregnated Eve when he were but a wee lad in the garden of Eden. Since then he has been sniping hymens from his perch on he top of the world. Of course, most of his cumshots miss, but he figures that if he ejaculates 100 times an hour some have got to hit... right?

He is Ryder's Dad, Sir Jacob's Uncle and January's grandfather, lover, uncle, step father and uncle (on the other side).